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Robert

Robert is someone who is a narcissistic, asshole, cry baby bitch who makes people's lives miserable and doesn't give a shit about anyone's feelings but their own. They are irresponsible and rude and manipulative with no soul. (They also have bad hairlines)
Robert is being such a dick right now and is screaming because he's getting shit on by a girl who's a lower rank then them in valorant.
by whinygirl April 16, 2023
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Robert

A romance novel in real life. A version of yourself in a male body. A friend for life, a true ,down to earth person. Musical, artistic, and creative.
I loved Robert when I met him,because he was giving me good vibes.
by Lamblove724 November 28, 2021
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o roberts

A nice person 90 percent of the time but ocasinaly recedes into a emo phase that can last hours or even days. Has a small appendage.
by r.=p September 17, 2023
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Robert

A boy that can be very rude and a bully, he can say some inappropriate uncomfortable things, Roberts are usually zesty and girly pop, they can sometimes be furrys too, but they can be a good friend.
Person 1 “Hey nice to meet you, my name is-”
Person 2 looks up and down at person 1
Person 2“let me guess.. Robert?”
by Lolafisher20 May 3, 2023
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Pulling a Robert

Pulling a Robert is when you are depressed and you post on multiple social networking sites that you're gonna kill yourself but you actually aren't and you are just looking for attention attention whore if you will
Bob on twitter : I should go kill myself

Jim: what's wrong?

Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me

Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?
by Hmenrak August 20, 2013
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Robert's Gumbo Pot

When a man shits in a Gumbo Pot and throws it in a body of water.
Hunter: Dad did you really just shit in that Gumbo pot?
Robert: yes I had to let it loose like that other time in target.
Hunter: Mom don't use that because that's Robert's Gumbo Pot.
by Ethyn_Bordelon69420 April 16, 2024
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Cayden Robert Hoogeveen

use this word for a guy who has super ginger red poofy hair and LOVES crystals!!!!
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Cayden Robert Hoogeveen?

Person 2: Yeah man! We call him The Poof.
by farlie fartin January 28, 2024
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