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paint a rembrandt 

to take a shit
I'll meet up with you guys in a minute. I've got to go paint a rembrandt first.

painting the wickets 

The act of shitting oneself while standing up, covering the legs in shit.
Sam went out for dinner but soon found himself painting the wickets after eating a prime rib burger.

pinterest whore 

It makes you think you're a DIY queen and that you can transform your home into something so spectacular out of elmer's glue, shoe boxes and paper plates.
shes such a pinterest whore

yeah im jealous just look at her earings

thong painter 

A person, usually a male, whom paints a vaginal garment
Person#1Did you see that filthy vaginal garment?
person#2Yeah, it was so totally done by a thong painter, Dude.
thong painter by whorebageriser March 21, 2010

white eye paint 

Visine, or any other product for the deblazing of eyes.
Damn, my eyes are blazed, give me some white eye paint so we don't look like shit at this wedding.
white eye paint by ocertain November 29, 2004

Step In The Paint 

Calling someone out to fight. Derives from coming into the area under the rim of a basketball court and recieving a hard foul.
Daniel told Johntray "Step in the paint".
Step In The Paint by Big Bruiser December 19, 2010