St Patrick’s Day

St Patrick’s Day is a common festivity by the northern people of Djibouti. During these celebrations, males and females dress up in tradiitional green pitfits tailored specially by Patrick, the town’s local sex offender. Patrick then proceeds to piss on the males and females as a blessing for good harvest after the party. In the party, the men and women get together in pairs in their tribes’ tents and proceed with the ritual: the men fill up their mouths with green coloured water and begin to fill up their womens’ vagina with said water. After reaching overfilling, the men then have to sit on their partners’ faces and the women use their tongues to braid the mens’ ass hairs into beautiful patterns. After the braiding, Patrick has to approve the braids and cut them off the men, after which he sticks them to his balls as he is castrated and can’t grow hair on his balls. This celebration is used for good harvest in the coming months as Djibouti’s climate is dry and hard to grow crops in.

Let’s go ti Djibouti. I want to try St Patrick’s Day.

by Macbeth’s Middle Ball November 8, 2025

The UPS Patricia

A specific truck that once started, dispurses crack rock from the exhaust pipes and fuel tank.

Damn dude The UPS Patricia is a rock star!

by Rob February 7, 2005

chloe louise patricia gill

Chloe louise patricia gill is a girl who loves to party. She is a cute and very spoilt girl who always gets what she wants. She is very loud and loves to have lots of fun and she is very good at making people laugh alot. She loves her friends and family and family. Chloe louise patricia gill isn't a person who isn't scared to get involved in anything.

Chloe Louise Patricia Gill is funny. She is a big party girl !

by it's the truth!! March 31, 2017

PSPDS post Saint Patrick Day syndrome

Post Saint Patrick's Day Syndrome... The March 18th morning realization that being Irish for a day doesn't mean your still Irish the next morning

PSPDS post saint patrick day syndrome it hurts but your boss's name is O'Malley so knuckle up and go in to work

by bribowe May 12, 2018

The new patrick meme

A new cancerous meme that ran out of ideas as quickly as it came.

Paul: Hey jack look at this patrick meme
Jack: Is it the one meme where patrick looks down at spongebob? The new patrick meme?
Paul: Yes
Jack:*Implodes out of existence, moon crashes on earth*

God: I had to eradicate the human race before it got worse

by The big potato lord May 13, 2018

Rebel "ataata" Patrick

a person who thinks he's rebel ,and when ironically told he is, he agrees.

Magnus: what happend?
Rebel "ataata" Patrick: rules are made to be broken
Patrick looks dramatically at the light comming out of the window to be dramatic.

by ataata Christi March 22, 2018

pulled a patrick

When someone decides to starfish in the middle of sex. She pulled a patrick.

She was active for the beginning of sex, but pulled a patrick on me.

by Frenchieoctober September 23, 2020