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wrinkled papers

In the theme of 'white papers' & 'non papers', wrinkled papers are documents containing falsehoods.
That article smells of wrinkled papers.
by crayon holder June 16, 2011
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making paper

I’ve just been making paper.”
by vote4sydro April 12, 2020
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Toilet paper

Look at how stupid people are! They are hoarding toilet paper for a flu like virus!!
Hym “I wipe my nose with toilet paper you idiot. For every 1 roll of toilet paper, you get 5-boxes-of-tissue-worth of nose blowing material. It’s for my nose you clown.”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
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Paper Jimmy

A British term for binder. Similar to the American "Trapper Keeper". The term Paper Jimmy first became popular during the great pandemic of 2020 but has seen a great rise in popularity since then.
"Christ Emily, you could fill a Paper Jimmy with the photos of kittens you've got."

"Thanks Henry, I might just do that. For storage purposes."
by TheReallyReal2 September 7, 2020
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Soggy paper

by YerDaCannyCount April 10, 2021
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Chocolate Paper

The little bits or often huge stains of shit left by someone's dirty hands on a roll of toilet paper in a public toilet.
Person 1: Hey, have you got any toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah, why? Are you out?
Person 1: Nope, the one I've got is Chocolate Paper.
Person 2: Shit. Literally.
by ValveTime October 7, 2015
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Paper Rice

Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.
Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!

Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...

Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!
by Gumbly Simpson August 7, 2022
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