Horny God

Someone usually named Eric that’s unimaginably horny and tends to hit on minors

Jesus Christ that dude over there is probably a horny god

by is-this-legal March 11, 2020

God sucker

A person who devotes their entire life to their religion so badly that they don't appreciate anything outside of it. like someone following a different religion.

"Jake's Grandma is such a god sucker"

by Hamborgar December 5, 2019

Simpsons God

The TV show ,The Simpsons, has more than 20 episodes that mimic historical events that happen in the future.

I can't believe that event happened in the news today! Well I guess the Simpsons God did it again and predicted the future.

by Damon K. February 2, 2021

Gods Pillow

When the pubic hair above the genitals act as a pillow, silencing any skin to skin contact during sexual activity. It’s like a gift of god without the loud slapping sounds.

That gods pillow came in handy last night, her little brother was bunking above us, he didn’t suspect a thing.

by Thighpeen1000 June 12, 2020

crust god

A crusty lookin mans that is most likely having a CRUSTSTACH and also will be wearing socks. you can praise crust god by praying to TYLER the CRUST GOD and if the crust god is sleeping never take off his socks because if you do ...........
YOU WILL GET ASS RAPED WITH A STICK

the CRUST god is CRUSTY

by Nonepicgamer39 November 14, 2017

decline god

The only decline god on this earth is called : tmsvn/tomas himself.

(German Wuppertal Bodybuilder,Asian playboy,Best AMV Editor,Decline God)

A guy who could easily get every girl,by just entering their field of view.
His will is stronger then naruto's.

No one else can use decline god. ONLY tmsvn himself is the decline god.

by TomasYoungBoy March 7, 2021

god's gunpowder

Cocaine, yayo, coke, nose candy.

As in, "I was up all night on god's gunpowder before I jumped onto Tinder at 3 am."

by TdDub October 17, 2015