Driving test

The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen

Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break

No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch

Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted

Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.

by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022

break test

Where someone in a relationship says they want to go on a break to see if the other person likes them or not

Girl: (break test) ‘I think we should go on a break’
Guy: ‘ok’
Girl: *internally disappointed*

by Libtwat December 22, 2020

Test

Some definition

Test ss

by Testagator January 5, 2025

random test

your definition will be reviewed soon

random test
idk

by Cool Dude (Real) April 22, 2023

Test the Plumbing

To take a massive dump at a friends house, testing how well their porcelain can handle it.

"Mind if I test the plumbing in your house? I haven't shit in a week"

by RunescapeMLG123 November 1, 2014

The Covid Test

A sexual move in which the male (or female if preferred) sticks their penis inside the female's (or Male's) nose, and swabs their nose with it.

Oh please give me "The Covid Test" daddy

by Mr.Hamster January 17, 2021

cock test

Abbreviated CT. The ultimate test for determining if a given food is 10/10: ‘Would you shove your cock in it?’

A: mate that sponge cake was incredible. 10/10.
B: but does it pass the cock test?
A: oh absolutely. Test already completed.

by putinkhuylo March 16, 2023