Circle-Jerking Bullshit

A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.
"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"
by anon_king April 22, 2018
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Wank jerked

Wank jerked is when one of your parents catches you masturbating.
Jill: You seem rather depressed, what happened to you today?

Johnny: Well I found some good porn and I was going to have a good time, but my mom wank jerked me.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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Jerk meat

by Cumchef September 26, 2023
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Horror jerk

Jerking off to a Benadryl induced hallucination whilst wearing a condom.
by God12231234 March 15, 2024
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Am i the jerk?

The youtube channel that most frequently posts about drama, cheating, karens, and being punched beacuse they are rich; could also be a question asked to if they cid something bad
1. Have have you seen that channel” Am i the jerk?” channel its so cool!
2. Am i the jerk? for hitting my mom?
by Retro sukist December 25, 2022
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Hotline Jerk

The act of jerking off or masturbating while talking to a lovely voice over a prostitution hotline. This may be done only while the phone is on speaker for maximum pleasure.
Mom get the fuck out of my room,!I am trying to execute the hotline jerk!
by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 13, 2017
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Walkin Jerk

When you walk around and jerk your dick off in public!
Yo... just saw a walkin jerk on queen west bruv! Intense look he had in his eye I felt for his dick!
by Uncle Sam’s Kitchen April 15, 2019
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