Nose Jizz

When a guy blows his load in your mouth and it comes out your nose
I was sucking this guys dick the other day, and when he blew his load I laughed and I nose jizzed.
by 6969lol6969 April 17, 2014
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dish nosed

When someone screws you and fucks you up from something important
Fuck! I got dish nosed from an important meeting

Damn, i totally got dish nosed on that fucking final
by Mango Chango Mr. Tango December 21, 2007
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Triathlon nose

When you have had two mouthfuls of a hot food and your nose starts running.
Jimmy had to leave the table and get a tissue because he was having a triathlon nose.
by Lolcheezcake.fun August 24, 2014
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Long Nose Tribe

A slang term used to refer to the collective Jewish population (or a certain number of Jewish people), almost certainly used in the context of conspiracy theories revolving around such people. It serves to avoid any mentioning of Jews or similar names or terms for a variety of reasons, including but not limited to: evading word recognition that may ban or mute the OP, or fooling those unaware of the term into thinking nothing of their post(s).
Usually, "long nose tribe" is used within a larger metaphor involving cavemen, sticks, stones, etc. that is supposed to draw parallels to modern, Jewish conspiracy theories.
"Long nose" refers to the common stereotype that Jewish people possess long noses.
"Grug no like long nose tribe. Long nose tribe take pointy stick away from Grug; deemed too dangerous."

"Grug no think holobunga happen. Six million tribesmen no die in 5 years, but long nose tribe say it is worst tragedy"

"Grug see long nose tribe put weird food in river. Now boys in tribe wear skins for women; want forage with women, no hunt like men. Grug confused."
by Mcfighter2 September 04, 2023
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Nose Cum

A booger that comes out of your nose that looks like a small globule of cum. Similar in consistency, viscosity, and color.
Man 1: "Nigga... stop picking your nose."
Man 2: "Nah son, I got a piece of nose cum stuck up in there"
Man 1: "Then get a damn tissue!"
by DatBoiMatt January 04, 2017
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Shark-Nosing

The reaction to someone saying something dumb as hell
I'm Shark-Nosing at what Garrett did
by sharknoser December 29, 2020
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Wet nose Wednesday

When you eat box every Wednesday to give you and your lady something special to look forward to
by Doodle dad August 14, 2023
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