Voodoo Ninja

It's like a voodoo pirate, only better!

The voodoo pirate was murdered and eaten in his sleep by a voodoo ninja.

by pirates r. weaksauce January 20, 2009

[office ninja]

1. A code name (like "code monkey") for people that are sneeky, creative and have brilliant ideas in the office but these ideas are not related in the office directory that he/she works in. 2. An office ninja will secretly take your office suplies while your not knowing it. 3. An office ninja always will have a red stapler.

Bill: hey, Ted did you take my pens? Ted: No, do I look like an "office ninja" to you?

by Brian Luick February 23, 2009

vagina ninja

Some one he sneaks in and sneaks out with out you even noticing.

"He was a vagina ninja...I wasnt really sure if he was in or out".

by Scrayon May 26, 2014

ninja squid

A tiny half Asian girl. Most notable for her love of karaoke and jazz hands. Often mistaken for Mexican or Spanish ethnicity.

"I was at a karaoke bar last night, and got into a dance battle with a ninja squid. It was awesome."

by Mandtastic December 29, 2013

ninja bride

A woman who marries a someone, someplace, somewhere, in the presence of a second suitor with little or no announcement of the engagement and/or the marriage, often with little knowledge of the details of said event, thus leaving the second suitor in a bigger surprise heart break than could have been avoided by the bride "cleaning her plate" first, months in advance.

- Did you hear what happened to Martin who dry-dated her for four years?
- You mean the girl with a boyfriend?
- Yeah. Exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!
- I guess he didn't see it coming.
- I guess not. Now he's in a whole lot of pain.
- He should probably crack a joke about it and move on.
- My point exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!

by vibrotomographed January 19, 2017

ginger ninja

ginger who be sneaking into your mums dm's

that ginger ninja took my mum

by im good at roblox parkour December 23, 2021

mr ninja

A very cool dad who plays nhl with his ungrateful rude daughters awesome friends he loves them more then his daughter who only lets them play once in a while he is a great guy with a big slong

Freind 1 can I play with mr ninja
Ava no no he is not allowed lights too bright anima no mr

by The one of the ninja December 5, 2020