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Bonk your mother day

International bonk your mother day is where you get a stick, rolling pin or baseball bat and bonk you mother's knees.
Casey:“do you know what day it is today? ”
John:“no, why?”
Casey:“it's 'bonk your mother day'!”
John:“oh cool!”
by _Asher_ November 20, 2020
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mother fucker am hill

A phrase used by lil Wayne to express how awesome he is
Mother fucker am hill. Meaning lame ass nigger look how awesome I am ..
by 2-Cool August 2, 2018
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mud fuck mother fucker

A person who has put their penis inside of a mud hut and use it as a glory hole to receive a blowjob from their own mother.
“The paki is a mud fuck mother fucker
by Bobbypinrider January 27, 2019
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Your brother your mother

Possibly the most dangerous phrase since humans have developed vocal cords, above “your sister a mister” and “ your granny tranny”. Every time this is said the universe speeds up, the sun expands and god himself worries for his future
person 1 your mum gay
person 2 your dad lesbian
person 1 your granny tranny
person 2 your sister a mister
Person 1 your brother your mother
god *cries*
by @matwai_ on ig May 11, 2018
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Mother Fucking Bitch Tits

Used to describe extreme anger.
-Hey, I fucked your girlfriend last night.
-Mother fucking bitch tits!!!
by ExanimateErika February 24, 2011
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Mother's Special Popsicle

When a mother of any number of children removes her bloody tampon, freezes it and then serves it as a popsicle to someone.
I ate one of mother's special popsicles because Mrs. Johnson promised I could creampie her if I ate one.
by Evan Maxwell February 17, 2010
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