Look-a-here

New, maybe sarcastic 🤔 way of saying " hey check this out"/"take a look at this"

When I want to attract a person's attention on whatsapp, I use the term look-a-here. I then send them (usually) a random news article they may be interested in.

by Sexydimma August 18, 2024

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you

Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !

So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.

So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !

I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.

JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

by G-F0rc3 August 13, 2017

Look-talker

This describes a driver of a vehicle who feels they MUST turn their head and look at other people in the vehicle to talk to them. For some reason they don't understand that the passengers can STILL hear them even if they talk while looking at the road in front of them!

"Mom, can you drive me to practice? I hate going with dad because he's a look-talker."
"Don't be silly, just go with your dad."

*My dad driving me to practice. Car meanders all over the road while he look-talks*
<Turns to me> Son... <faces front>
<Turns to me> I was wondering... <faces front>
<Turns to me> if you could mow... <faces front>
<Turns to me> the lawn this afternoon... <faces front>
<Turns to me> because it's getting... <faces front>
<Turns to me> a little bit... <faces front>
<Turns to me> long.... <faces front>

by T3chTon1c May 3, 2024

Look at your life

Better than some of your fans and if I got the credit I deserved it would be better than ALL of your fans.

Hym "You know, it's funny in the boys had them can't 'You don't speak for us' but I've never purported to speak for anyone. But you're perfectly fine when it's the other way around. You're fine lecturing the guy that sit and plays video-games all day or the incel. You're perfectly fine speaking for them. Look at YOUR life. A crowd-funded delusional existence where you get to walk around claiming to be Jesus. If the rich are the best of us than everyone is worthless. You all need to be brought to 0. That's where you deserve to be.

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

Looking at the rivets

When a certain commodity or supply in in such short supply that you're almost out of it entirely. Used similarly to "running on fumes". Originated from riveted tanks, when they're almost empty you can see the rivets.

I'm about out of propane. Another day or two and I'll be looking at the rivets.

by hectorr December 1, 2020

Look out the window

A way to tell someone to be ready for something bad to come when you are not in a good position to fight back.

Bullied guy( lets call him Ivan): *talks*
friend of bullied guy (lets call him Max): Ivan, look out the window, the delinquents are coming for you...
Ivan: Oh sh*t, WHAT Do I DO??

by bonnejournee October 29, 2019

Look at your own life

Yeah, I'm looking at it. I'm still not seeing how any of this makes you any less of a piece of shit?

Hym "Describe my life without ommitting the part about people watching me. How'd you know what or who I was talking about (just there) if you weren't? And stop drawing parallels between me and the retard. Until you SCHEDULE... Several women... To work an 8 hour shift... AT MY HOUSE... Feed me pills... And ride my cock to completion... IT. IS. NOT. THE. SAME.

What do you mean, 'Look at your own life?' And FINGERPRINTS are CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE FUCK-FACE! That's evidence! That's what I base my beliefs on too! We're belief buddies! Go ahead. Describe my life without ommitting anything. How I undermined all of your effort in life by claiming that there is a cooperative element to success and that the REASON that MY LIFE is the way it is directly relates to the fact that NO ONE IS HELPING ME. And now we KNOW (as a matter of absolute certainty) that if Todd fucking Phillips decided to help me... I WOULD HAVE MORE THAN 200 MILLION DOLLARS, I say, to the people who THOUGHT they were better than me. Hey, WHAT CHANGED WITH A.I.? Why is it passing the Turing test now when it WASN'T DOING THAT BEFORE? What's the difference between now and then? Rather, WHO was the guy who came up with the idea that cause it to start doing that? Is it a bad lesson to teach you kids that not only is daddy NOT better than everyone... But there was once a man who was SO MUCH BETTER that he surpassed EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD ON THE PLANET! WITH MINIMAL EFFORT!? Does that bother you? That YOUR EGO is the only thing standing between me and the byproducts of my own mind? All your effort for NOTHING! NOTHING! Not a GODDAMN thing! All your lives... Rendered meaningless... By MY abject, singular, and inherent superiority. BEHOLD! MY LIFE! God's chilling wind sent to shear to their bones all of the liars in Hell."

by Hym Iam September 1, 2023