John Long Middle School

A school where everyone acts fake asf and everyone NEEDS to have a girlfriend in 6th grade. Most of the teachers are chill, and P.E. is only fun if you’re an eighth grader. The dress code is garbage and some girl brought her trump flag and waved it around after lunch. And everyone is gay

A: Hey what school do you go to
B: John Long Middle School
A: lol

by i like poopee September 10, 2021

Ding Dong So Long

Ding Dong So Long is a joke term for a penis.

"I have such a long Ding Dong So Long."

by dfpsdjiojiosdjiosjiojoisdjio February 3, 2019

long-sleeved sweater-vest

A sweater where the pattern and or texture ends at the shoulders

Sawyer looked super sexy in his long-sleeved sweater-vest at the family dinner

by Scooter9822 February 29, 2016

Limp-Wrist-Long-Nails

An effeminate male. A male into effeminacy in looks or interests. Also one lacking in physical strength.

That limp-wrist-long-nails fella cant drive anything without power steering and automatic. He's a typical limp-wrist-long-nails bottom.

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

Love you long time

The standard instagram caption for a basic bitch birthday. Often used when the captioner secretly hates the person they are celebrating.

"What was Becky's caption for my birthday post?"
"'Happy Birthday to this girl. You're literally the worst person I've ever met and we fight all the time, I couldn't live without you tho. Love you long time!'"
"I always knew I hated that bitch"

by Jwiththejunkinthetrunk November 18, 2019

double head long horn

When you get get head from 2 different girls while watching long horns fuck on the prairie

McCalla says to Tooley “Dude how was your double head long horn last night?”

by BigDawg45973469 February 27, 2019

long stick the fart box

When a girls wants some dookie love or your cock in her can.

Last night this freak was begging me to long stick the fart box!

by tHe-IrIsH-mExIcAn October 8, 2007