A very very long time

When your Samsung tablet is taken away because you didn’t clean the basement and she finds that you have snuck both candy and the tablets into the basement and she takes away your tablet (hence the meaning) for a very very long time. Love you mom!

WHY ARE THERE TABLETS DOWN HERE. She snuck them! No ShE sNuCk ThEm! YOUR TABLETS WILL BE TAKEN AWAY FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME.

by Beverly Grangus July 18, 2021

so long and big daddy

when a girl cries out when she is about to burst into a big cock in her small pussy that not even her dad could give or any other girl can get a big dick with small boobs

ahh daddy it's so long and big daddy I like it when your big dick it's in my tight pusssssyyy

by solongandbigdaddy April 3, 2023

Long Benis Iced Tea

One of the most popular femboy COCKtails. You add a 1/2 ounce of piss, which is the tequila, a 1/2 ounce of cum, which is the vodka, a 1/2 ounce of period blood, which is the triple sec, a 1/2 ounce of pus, which is the gin, and a 1/2 ounce of vaginal fluid, which is the rum, 1 ounce of diarrhea, which is the Cocka Cola, and to top the concoction off, add 1 ounce of green shit, which is the juice. A popular cocktail with femboys, transvestites, and privileged college-aged white girls who think they are oppressed when they are not. Commonly served at Applebee’s under the name Long Island Iced Tea, despite that being a different drink.

Guy: yo man u want to get shitfaced tonight?
Femboy: yeah sure I got a good cocktail recipe that is sure to fuck u up!
Guy: ok lets see it!
Femboy: *breaks out the goods* alright I made Long Island Iced Tea!
Guy: alright imma try this *sips* it looks like long island iced tea, but it doesn’t taste that good. In fact, it’s pretty shitty.
Femboy: Wait did I say Long Island Iced Tea, no, I meant Long Benis Iced Tea.
Guy: DUUUEAUAHHHHHHHHH THATS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING THERE’S A LIQUIDY CORN FILLED SHIT IN HERE

by InternetSlangPhD February 22, 2023

Limp-Wrist-Long-Nails

An effeminate male. A male into effeminacy in looks or interests. Also one lacking in physical strength.

That limp-wrist-long-nails fella cant drive anything without power steering and automatic. He's a typical limp-wrist-long-nails bottom.

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

Love you long time

The standard instagram caption for a basic bitch birthday. Often used when the captioner secretly hates the person they are celebrating.

"What was Becky's caption for my birthday post?"
"'Happy Birthday to this girl. You're literally the worst person I've ever met and we fight all the time, I couldn't live without you tho. Love you long time!'"
"I always knew I hated that bitch"

by Jwiththejunkinthetrunk November 18, 2019

double head long horn

When you get get head from 2 different girls while watching long horns fuck on the prairie

McCalla says to Tooley “Dude how was your double head long horn last night?”

by BigDawg45973469 February 27, 2019

long stick the fart box

When a girls wants some dookie love or your cock in her can.

Last night this freak was begging me to long stick the fart box!

by tHe-IrIsH-mExIcAn October 8, 2007