restaurant knees

Fatigue and constant pain in the knees from repetitive movement, and frequently bending down.

Not sure how i'm gonna survive this shift, my restaurant knees are killing me, got any ibuprofin?

by Cooksense March 17, 2023

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Alleyway Kneelimper

Somebody who's a waterhead (retard), similar to a knuckledragger.

John: God, Alex is such a Alleyway Kneelimper for crashing my car

Amy: Ahahaha, You're so right

by Jonathan Dinkeburg The III July 2, 2023

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knee • knee deep • knee-grow • knee slapper • knee cap • kneepit • knee knocker • Knee Job • kneejerk • Knee Fetish

b-knees

The back of your knees or the otherside of your knee cap

man my b-knees are killing me.

by Yamatohead December 12, 2023

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Feekie Knees: Noun (n) & Verb (V).
When you take your time to fish out a nice, soft & fresh piece of poo with a high end fishbowl net. You put your chosen turd in one hand (Palm up & hand flat). You the smear the poo evenly in both hands, the proceed to massage it into both knees at the same time, while repeating: “ Feekies on my Knees, Feekies on my Knees, I got Feekies on my knees, ya Feekies o on my knees! The practice of Feekie Knees is quite good for the patellas as well as the souls.

My soul is hurt and needs healing. I’ll just grab my Fish net and relax to some Feekie Knees.

Ow! My knees! Awe crap no pun intended, I forgot my fish net and now I cannot perform the Feekie Knees.

Hey can I borrow some Feekies? My knees sure are sore.

Excuse me Pastor? Yes my child? Can you bless these feekies? I have a ball game and I “KNEEd” to cleanse my soul. No problem my child, but remember like Jesus turned water into wine, you my son can turn food into feekies.

by Muffriend April 17, 2024

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