January

January is the month of Jah January when Jah comes back to life

January 19 is the day when Jah comes back to life

by Tsn_EpicGamer21 December 1, 2019

Jolly Jacking January

Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times

Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods

by ShimPee December 3, 2019

January 18

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

Slap ass January

January is a slap ass month which means that you can slap anyones ass for the whole month, you dont need to ask for permission, just do it, have a lovely January and hide your ass.

Person 1: do you see that ass?
Person 2: Isn't it slap ass January
Person 1: Oh yeah, ill be back

Person 2: good luck!

by abc_defgxoxo December 11, 2019

January 5th

January with is the International kiss on the cheek day!

Its the day where you have to kiss someone on the cheek (depending on your gender)

You have to choose a boy or girl depending on your sexuality
If your a girl and your straight you have to kiss a boy, And if your a dude and you are straight you have to kiss a girl.
And if your gay or lesbian you can kiss a boy/girl (depending on gender)
And if your bisexual or Pansexual you can choose whatever you wanna kiss! :)

Friend #1: Hey its January 5th, You know what that means :)
Friend #2: OMG it's international kiss on the cheek day!
Friend #1: Im gonna go kiss my crush now ;)

by ShadyGIRLIEE December 12, 2019

January 9

The national celebration when we all become call if you are born on january 9 and people born in january 5 are bullied because there ugly and dumb

The national celebration when we all become call if you are born on january 9 and people born in january 5 are bullied because there ugly and dumb

by UNKOWN GINGY MAN December 15, 2019

January 18th

January 18th the day for all the crackheads!! Remember smoke that weed or go loko

“Bro you can’t smoke weed” “ya I can it’s January 18th”

“Ohh okay”

by AJNSJDKJDJDJDHBF BE December 19, 2019