Chinese Car Wash

A Chinese massage parlor where you receive a happy ending, usually men go just for that reason.
Hey Ed wanna go down to the chinese car wash after work tonight?


The new girl at the chinese car wash is a screamer.
by Ken R December 18, 2008
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Real tuner car

a true high-performance sport compact car, as opposed to economy cars. these cars actually perform, or have potential to be tuned to such a state. they usually are more expensive. they might be domestic or imported.

visually customizing these cars actually holds water because they perform.
Real tuner car list
Dodge Neon SRT4
Honda Prelude
Acura TL Type-S
Nissan Skyline
Honda NSX
Nissan 350Z
Nissan Fairlady 300ZX
Honda Civic Si (Yes, they ARE tuners!)
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yellow car game

when your in a car and you see a yellow car you have to say yellow car and you get to punch everyone in the car once. service and commercial cars don't count. you also get to slap one person as hard as you can in the face if you see a pink car because thats the rarest color.
person 1: "yellow car!"
person 1: (punches person 2 & 3)
person 3: "pink car!"
person 3: (slaps person 1 in the face)
person 1: "ouch yellow car game"
by cute lil kitty June 04, 2009
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Party Car

This is an event that happens every so often during the summer season in a beach town when your under 21 and there is nothing at all to do. This involves driving around in a car (preferably one with a good sounds system) with a group of your friends at night when the streets are full of shoebies. Everyone in the car must be wearing aviator sun glasses as you blast 90's dance music. The job of everyone in the car upon pulling up to a group of people, is to stare at them while keeping a strait face. Party car is achieved when the people outside of the car start to dance.
Dude I'm bored, i think its time for party car
by Machione February 13, 2006
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Californian clown car

Basically an orgy in a small car on a bumpy road going exactly 32.5mph(52.3kph)
"dude we should organize a Californian clown car"
"Naw we don't know enough girls, it'd be pretty gay"
by @werd_the_weirdo August 01, 2018
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Me mums car

A car that me mum owns in formal English
Me mums car is going to be here tomorrow
by The sherbet lemon gang January 26, 2020
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Car scene slag

A creature that surfaces at car meets, has a distinct smell of burnt clutch and head gasket failure to it, bounces between desperate lads in the car scene then tries to set up an only fans when her vagina would require 1tb of memory for a single lip shot
The burnt clutch smell lingered as the car scene slag waved her vagina across the car park
by Vag1989 January 26, 2020
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