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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
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Bacon Avocado

In short, refers to something said being an out-of-the-blue, personal, relatable and honest “take”.

Originated from a Tiktok trend in mid 2025 where text on the screen says “seeing how fast I can say Bacon Avocado” followed by a slowed down video of the person usually sharing personal/niche confessions or dropping a deep emotion-provoking line. The aim was to catch the audience off guard and get them to relate to the real and honest takes.
chloe: i would’ve never done that to you though

ethan: bacon avocado
by tinker! July 9, 2025
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elijah bacon

The best guy in the world so hot and sexy he could have all the girls but has one
Wow he's so Elijah bacon.
by 😆 LOL July 7, 2017
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Bacon Hair

A person usually a girl who has streaky pieces of hair that looks like bacon, falls apart like bacon, and greasy like bacon.
Someone’s gotta tell Sydney she’s got mega bacon hair.
by Sydney kidney February 10, 2025
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Jacob bacon

he is Jacob and he like bacon
Jacob bacon jacob bacon Jacob bacon
by Jacob Bacon January 24, 2024
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bacon smart

When you're so intelligent to understand that bacon is king and is the best thing in the world. Bacon is so amazing, that it gives people genius ideas and the drive to do whatever they want. Bacon makes you smarter in every way possible.
That guy just bought 500 pounds of meat , cheese and bacon at the store for his party. He is making giant bacon cheeseburgers with it. That's bacon smart.
by nitoxys February 16, 2017
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bacon 101

A super fucking sweaty cod player
Who killed me
Ah I got killed by bacon 101 again on this legendary ranked server
by Bacon fan March 2, 2022
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