Cell phone

A fake piece of accessory no-one uses. If people use it it's for having magical contact with people who are sitting at the other side of the room during a failed attempt at a party. It's considered fake bacause no-one has ever had contact with other beings.

Is that a cell phone you are holding?
No of course not, dont you know cell phones are fake?

by DefinitionOverlord May 08, 2017

Phone Cocktail

When you can't have a drink with a friend in person, so you each make one and call instead.

Diane, I would love to have a drink with you but you live so far...guess we will have to have a phone cocktail! Cheers!

by sneaky1 April 04, 2009

Phone Drunk

When two best friends get drunk alone in two different parts of the world and have drunk conversations.

Kia: I need a drink or two and I have no one to get drunk with except alcoholic uncle.. Wanna get phone drunk with me?
Lyra: Hell yea!

by Tahun June 24, 2011

phone murder

A. When someone uses your phone and it dies while you were trying to conserve your battery

B.When someone insults you over text

A. You just committed phone murder when you stole my phone and the battery died!
B.It was a total phone murder when Kylie insulted me last night

by queenstephy88 June 15, 2017

Phone break

1. Having a 'Phone break ' The act of withdrawing one's presence from social media interaction for a period of time

2. A precursor to getting Pied off / Ghosted after an extended period of Rizz and Sexting .

"How's it going with Katie ? "

"Bro! She's having a 'Phone Break' !! "

"Man that sucks ! You've been Ghosted hard ! "

I'm not being rude and Ignoring you , I'm having Phone break atm .

by venkman February 12, 2024

Phone clubbing

(Verb)
When you're with a friend or more and you're all just enjoying yourselves on your phones.

Friend 1: I'm depressed, will you come over and do some phone clubbing with me?
Friend 2: that actually sounds really nice. I'm depressed too and just want to be in the same room as someone. Plus, I've got some cool music software apps to show you.
Friend 1: ok sweet I'll see you soon.

by Polarpad370 August 12, 2019

yo phone linging

An Asian/Chinese guy wants you to pick up your phone. He gets angry when you ignore him.

*music* yo phone linging! yo phone linging! Big boy come pick up your phone!

by Toaster1204 January 22, 2025