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International Drop Your Phone On Your Face Day

Sometimes it happens, you’re holding your phone above your face and then you suddenly drop it on your face. Your phone often hits your nose since it’s centered on your face. Sometimes you’re just having a bad day.
*About to take a picture* And your phone drops on your head. ”Oucch my nose! It must be my unlucky day, must be the International Drop Your Phone On Your Face Day”
by A Croatian Dude July 22, 2019
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cheese on her phone ;-;

a common misheard lyric by the popular singer Ayesha Erotica. the original is "she's on her phone", however due to distorted audio edits the phrase has morphed. most usually found on tiktok, accompanied by phrases "erm who gave _ sapphire ;-;" and "local where? ;-;"
tiktok comment: cheese on her phone ;-;
by 8.a.cheezburger January 2, 2024
mugGet the cheese on her phone ;-;mug.

Blackberry phone

This weird old phone people in 1738 used to use
Idiot : Bro im gonna text everyone my nudes on my blackberry phone
Idiot #2 :Bro even veronica?
Idiot: Even veronica ( with a perv face)
by wazzip October 1, 2016
mugGet the Blackberry phonemug.

Cell phone rummaging

When a sexual partner goes rooting around through your phone looking for shit to get pissed off at you about.

Be it contact with a friend they don't like or a past encounter your trying to catch up with.
Maggie: Why's Georgio pissed at you?
Susan: I left my phone at his place.
Maggie: Did that dumb ass go cell phone rummaging again?
Susan: Yes! and I was talking with my ex Troy about completely innocent things.
by ballsinthewind June 23, 2010
mugGet the Cell phone rummagingmug.

Samsung phone

pile of horseshit that have shitty cameras. Shit battery.
Friend:Samsung phones are better then iPhone

Me: kill yourself
by Samsung’s…dogshit July 16, 2021
mugGet the Samsung phonemug.

New-Phone Theory

When you are out of ideas to tell your friend why he cannot get a girlfriend, or female attraction. So you have to be nice and say it’s the quality of his camera, say he needs a new phone.
No Jacob, you’re not ugly. Just get a new phone, the women will be all around you! It’s called the New-Phone Theory!
by Djay_man July 7, 2021
mugGet the New-Phone Theorymug.

phone sandwich

The thing you make when some idiot is blowing up your phone and you happen to be in bed or on the couch and don't want to continue to be bothered but don't feel like messing with the phone to turn the ringer, off or decline the call, so you stuff it under the mattress or between cushions.
That was you calling last night? I thought it was that bitch Jill again about the ten dollars I owe her so I put you in a phone sandwich.
by rabidbilly May 17, 2014
mugGet the phone sandwichmug.

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