loves lasagna on cold monday mornings. The "it" girl of New York. The "social outkast" the "nobody" but that "it girl"
by loveilylily! March 21, 2023

“The most fun and most fine,
Expert at 69 (I imagine).” Daily Mail
“Most fun I’ve had in years, definitely the attraction of the year.” The Economist
“I liked her blue tits” The Ornithologist Society
Are you looking for something to snuggle at night, relieve your everyday tensions of being a man?
Make you feel like you can do anything and would do anything with her by your side?
Give you erections at the very thought of her entering the room?
TOUGH LUCK, DICKEATER
That girl is mine and we fuck, HARD.... in intermittent bursts.
Expert at 69 (I imagine).” Daily Mail
“Most fun I’ve had in years, definitely the attraction of the year.” The Economist
“I liked her blue tits” The Ornithologist Society
Are you looking for something to snuggle at night, relieve your everyday tensions of being a man?
Make you feel like you can do anything and would do anything with her by your side?
Give you erections at the very thought of her entering the room?
TOUGH LUCK, DICKEATER
That girl is mine and we fuck, HARD.... in intermittent bursts.
I saw Hannah R. McR boobs, they’re my favourites from 1-7 in my top 10..... Mariah Carey has the other 3
by Dickson Bainbridge April 3, 2020

Hannah is basically the most amazing person out there. Not only does she look absolutely stunning and gorgeous, but she's so incredibly smart it's scary. I don't know about your Hannah, I just know that mine is One Direction obsessed. It used to annoy me just in the slightest bit, but now I love them too, so I'm so glad I can talk to my Hannah about all things 1D. Hannah is tall and literally perfect. Her amazing personality makes her even more perfect. She may have struggled a bit with feeling happy in the past, but now she is so much happier. I'm so proud of her. I loved that she gained confidence, and is in a much better place mentally. Hannah is the best person out there, and I'm telling you now, that if you get a Hannah in your life, hold on tightly and never ever let go. I love my Hannah so much. I appreciate her so much. You should go and appreciate the Hannah in your life right now hehe :)
by Bea 🌟💞💫✨✌🏻 November 16, 2020

The act of pretending you're a heavyweight when you're actually a massive lightweight who is sick after one drink
by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017


A Hannah is a strong girl. She stands up for her rights, she is really kind, is a loyal friend and believes in love. She would help everyone, no matter what! She really hates racism or discrimination. She's always there for everyone, even if they are not friends of her, or even strangers. She is really honest, but not mean (if you're not mean to her). She's always herself, even if it makes her a little bit strange ir crazy. She is creative, lives more in fictional worlds and always searches for her true love... She likes to control everything, so nothing goes wrong... She is really funny, but only if she can handle the situation and there isn't too much chaos. She is a little bit selfish too, but she just doesn't feel like she's understood. She looks really strong on the outside, but she's often sad cause people are mean to her (even if she knows they're just joking) and it really hurts her, but she doesn't want to say anything, because she doesn't want to look weak. She knows what she wants and she always follows her dreams, but for some reasons no one really wants to know her better, so they all just see the crazy, strange and loud Hannah, they never see the thinking, kreativ, philosophic Hannah.
* at the Speed date*
Hannah: Don't say anything! Do you drink alcohol? Do you smoke? Are you racist or discriminating? Do you like books, movies, musicals and stuff?
Man: Uhm... well...
Hannah: Next!!!
Hannah: Don't say anything! Do you drink alcohol? Do you smoke? Are you racist or discriminating? Do you like books, movies, musicals and stuff?
Man: Uhm... well...
Hannah: Next!!!
by crazy_wichi_1234 April 10, 2018

a bad ass bitch who is dating someone who is very hot and sexy she with be the baddest bitch u will ever date don't loose her
PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian: i kinda like Hannah she is a baddie and hot.
Hannah: i kinda like Brian.
person: u should ask him out.
Hannah: i kinda like Brian.
person: u should ask him out.
by 123lmao bob February 17, 2022
