Ding dong

When you go on the internet and see something disturbing but arousing.

Why is my DING DONG so hard???

by Mr Bleach December 9, 2017

Zheng Dong

The biggest fat fuck in the world, but somehow always seems to get the ladies, despite having the smallest balls. Super loud and obnoxious but fun to have around.

When God said let there be light, he told Zheng Dong to step aside.

Person 1:”Who is that screaming?”
Person 2:”Must be a Zheng Dong.”

by Gucci3682 January 6, 2018

prong dong

A blow job aided with chopsticks and sake.

After dinner, Samantha performed a prong dong on Todd.

by Dingaling0001 January 13, 2018

Ding' Dong'

A person who doesn't understand the art of talking smack , jokes just go right over their head . A silly person , hillbilly white, red neck type of person . Who falls in love with the wrong Cali girl

No Ding' Dong' Your Not Supposed To Miss Me I Just Want You To Be Happy and Not Feel Sad Because I'm Not There.
Now Go On To Bahamas Enjoy Yourself Have Fun Ding' Dong'

by Cali'dat May 20, 2018

Ding dong

Someone’s penis or vagina

She has one big ding dong! -σя- His ding dong is a pretty big one!

by Destiny-Destiny June 1, 2018

Cow Dong

Cow penis ,

Did you see that cow dong draging the ground

by TEAMKINGRACING June 6, 2018

Chin dong

Fallick sex toy intended to by strapped to one's chin, for the pleasure of another.

I'm totally going to bang you with this chin dong.

by Xxbuzzkilzxx June 16, 2018