oh my god! what the hell have you left in the toilet bob?
why thats a great dane dump martha. Tell me if its gone after the 4th flush.
why thats a great dane dump martha. Tell me if its gone after the 4th flush.
by CiRcLe_ThEoRy January 10, 2008
When your other half desides to show their effection by shitting on you. Normally On the cheast or face. Then rubbing it in like a cream.
"Guys guess what my Misses did last night"
"What man?"
"She took a tender love dump on me"
"No way man thas shit hot"
"What man?"
"She took a tender love dump on me"
"No way man thas shit hot"
by KrRnWi March 10, 2008
The process in which anal sex takes place coercively to the point where the female recipient is forced to produce a bowel movement on the male genetals. The male then proceeds to "chase" the female around until it's agreed upon for her to perform fellatio to clean his member.
I was pounding this girl so hard she shat all over my cock... took me a while to get her to suck it all off and complete the Toronto Dump and Chase.
by Anonymous Jon June 22, 2007
After a large meal, fellacio is performed until climax. During ejaculation, the ejaculator plunges his member deep into the throat of the "fellator" until the gag reflex is triggered. The resulting slurry of vomit and jizz is caught in a bucket, and a turkey baster is employed to collect a sample from said bucket. The turkey baster is inserted into the anus of the party who correctly guesses heads or tails in a coin toss (best two out of three can be used if desired) and the puke/jizz mixture is used as an enema. The recipient of the enema then deposits his charge onto the chest of his partner, whereupon.... the couple fuck. Going out for ice cream afterwards is optional, as is calling one's mother to apologize for being a difficult teenager and not remembering her birthday.
by Aunt jimiema April 29, 2014
by DeeEmmDee April 22, 2010
Joe: Say man, lunch was epic good eats
Mike: Fo sho Joe wheezy, i'll be right back I gotta go take an after lunch dump yo.
Mike: Fo sho Joe wheezy, i'll be right back I gotta go take an after lunch dump yo.
by Kriz24 May 28, 2008
Not all humans make bowel movements everyday. And on the rare occasion one of those people make two bowel movements with a 24 hour span, Second Dump Syndrome is the worry that goes through said persons head of the possible (but erroneous) deathly diseases he or she THINKS they may have.
Person On the toilet talking on Phone: "O.M. GOD, this is my second dump today, I probably have a new breed of the Mad Bird Flu Cow Positive Disease. I should get checked out."
Person on the other end of Phone: "Relax, dude, its nothing. You just have Second Dump Syndrome"
Person on the other end of Phone: "Relax, dude, its nothing. You just have Second Dump Syndrome"
by Jerk Face Jerk Man January 13, 2011