Dait

South African slang for bread and/or devouring food.

Give me a piece of your dait!
Oi, I'm so hungry, let's go dait.

by Worthless Wisdom December 3, 2019

David Campoverde

Stupid fucking idiot retard. Actually likes have sex with poop. Loves Edna. Also loves Gio. Has sex with Jacob Wise and Gio. Same goes for Beth Davis. Is a stupid idiot retard. Also fucks Wayne Arnold. Only plays fortnite to impress Edna.

Ryan: Hey David Campoverde.
David: What?
Ryan: You are a stupid fucking idiot retard. Actually likes have sex with poop. Loves Edna. Also loves Gio. Has sex with Jacob Wise and Gio. Same goes for Beth Davis. Is a stupid idiot retard. Also fucks Wayne Arnold. Only plays fortnite to impress Edna.

by ShitAss123 October 27, 2019

david cameron

the former tory prime minister whose own ego caused the downfall of the united kingdom by gambling his country's fate so he could get a majority and then ran away when it inevitably all went up in flames.

also he shagged a pig.

fuck david cameron!

by tape6 December 14, 2019

David

An absolute pig. What you use to define assh*les that cheat on there wives with women that are half there age. If you find a David run away and don’t get to close they are obsessive and controlling and sometimes hostile.

Is that a David!? Get away from him because his ego is too big.

by Flickr mate January 4, 2020

David Bowie

A literal god. Better than Jesus. Perfectest of men. Absolutely flawless and extravagant.

Person 1: I like David Bowie
Person 2: marry me

by Fuck this why am I called that May 7, 2020

David

This is the most unoriginal name in the universe's history. The Davids in this universe are the most boring and naive people in this society. They might look nice and innocent, but trust me they're not. They might be funny sometimes, but sometimes they piss the fu** out of everyone. At first, they might also appear great at studies but trust me they aren't very good. But tbh, they are good. They get bullied sometimes and they control their emotions really well. A David will do anything for his friends, and he is trustworthy. If you don't have a David in your life, trust me you haven't lived your life yet. Everyone needs a David. The reason I wrote this definition was that I was mad at a David in my life. But I've realized that he has a really good sense of humour and has been a really good friend to me. So I hope you liked me too and byeeeeee

GEt a DaVid iN yOuR LiFe

by The god of the cycle of life July 1, 2020

David B

The best boyfriend ever

I want a boyfriend like David B

by JillSaysHI August 20, 2020