Cleaverly

A woman whom loves singing anaconda, whlist twerking. She is also known for her slow eating; the staple food of the Cleaverlys is chocolate graham crackers, also happens to be their mating food. The male is required to heat up chocolate bars and ever so slightly pour them over the graham crackers. This acts as a trigger and entices the female Cleaverly, before engaging in sexual activity, the mating call of the female Cleaverly is the creature shouting 'BENGAL, BENGAL, BENGAL'.

Don't invite Kelly to the bonfire, what a raging Cleaverly.

by Backthatassup January 6, 2015

Cleaveland Steamer

Is where one person defecates on another persons chest, then sits down and rocks back and forth, like a steam roller.

"Things were getting hot and heavy in the Japanese fetish parlour, one of the masseuses gave Kow Chung an extra dirty Cleaveland Steamer."

by Dragons_Prayer May 1, 2014

cleaver head

The intense headache you get when listening to an annoying person.

Jack gave me a case of cleaver head when he went on and on about his new computer.

by slick nick July 16, 2014

cleavey

Cleavey's are very whipped men. They usually walk around in the average cowboy attire and a guitar, walking around singing sad songs about women. They pick one woman, desperately fall head over heels for them, and then they chase after them for the rest of their life. Even when they get married, a Cleavey will sob silently after telling the girl of their dreams, "Congrats" as his dream girl runs off to his dream girl leaves from her wedding to go to her honeymoon with her new Brazilian model husband.

Despite them being totally whipped and sad cowboys, they make excellent partners.

Girl: Man, I'd love to have a someone like you, cleavey.

Cleavey: wtf ashley

by Gregchapman September 6, 2017

Cleaveland sandwich

A sibbling to the cleaveland steamroll

The art op taking a massive dump on the pillow you slept on after a one night stand and then proceed to smash the pillow on top of the girls head. As to making a sandwich.

"Why does this pillow smell like shit"

"Eric got me a cleaveland sandwich this morning"

by Mickvd9 May 30, 2018

Cleaver blacks

A South African derogatory term used for black people by black people to describe those who have higher education but become sellouts to the black community. Instead of trying to help their community they seek white validation and approval. It is deriving from the phrase whites used to use "cleaver for a black person". (Think Uncle Tom)

Cleaver blacks don't want to see change they just to keep the same oppressive system alive!

by Nkos'yam October 7, 2020

cleaveledge

Utilizing your breasts for leverage in a possibly beneficial scenario

She would have got a ticket but she cleaveledged.

by 98kk March 28, 2021