Sigma Chode

Only sigmas have chodes so if you have a chode its not JUST a chode its a sigma chode
Sentence: I have a sigma chide , He has a sigma chode

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Kyle: Bro you have a sigma chode
Me: I know bro isn't it super cool!
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Sigma Chode

Sigma Chode can be considered a noun and is used typically derogatorily and or can be used to describe you or another's penis size
"Eli, edge my fat Sigma Chode."

"Im gooning my Sigma Chode."

"you have a tiny sigma chode"
by Mrtopgyatthe4 April 19, 2024
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Sigma Chode

A penis that is between 0.5-2 inches, is known as a sigma chode. This is the correct terminology to say rather than saying the incorrect term, micropenis.
Stupid female: Ew you have a micro penis
Sigma: Actually is a sigma chode, stupid woman.
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Sigma Chode

A true name for a smaller penis
Person 1: Look at that micro penis
Person 2: Its not a micro penis, its a Sigma Chode
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sigma chode

When it’s not quite a micropenis, but not necessarily a monster dong, that bit of middle ground can be referred to as a “sigma chode”
(In the doctors office)

Braeden: “You see doc, it’s not really a micro penis, it’s more of a sigma chode”

Doctor: “Please put your penis away”
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sigma chode

a very sigma looking girthy penis
wow did you see david has a sigma chode
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chode smasher

A chode smasher is when somebody throws a base-ball bat into your chode. This causes immense pain and makes you cry instantly or your chode burst releasing a lot of cum and blood.
Boy1: Yesterday i threw a base-ball bat into that guys chode.
Boy2: holy shit! you chode smasher!! what happened?
Boy1: his chode burst and he cried.
by theguidencetolife. June 04, 2010
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