Chode-Blaster

Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.

Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.

by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025

chode

a long thick penis

My boyfriend has a chode.

by IronMan192 May 13, 2022

Sigma Chode

Only sigmas have chodes so if you have a chode its not JUST a chode its a sigma chode

Sentence: I have a sigma chide , He has a sigma chode

Conversation
Kyle: Bro you have a sigma chode
Me: I know bro isn't it super cool!

by Nikc.sc June 13, 2024

Retunkey Chode

When someone is undeniably very retarded and also happens to be a monkey with a chode.

“Orlando is a retunkey chode.”

by Retunk munk August 22, 2025

chode maxxing

The act of unapologetically embracing and enhancing one's inner (and outer) chode energy to absurd, often grotesque levels—usually for attention, dominance, or ironic self-expression. Can include behaviors like flexing micro gains, wearing compression shorts in non-athletic settings, or acting like an alpha while clearly being a beta.

"Bro showed up to brunch in pit-v stained tank top, talked about his crypto losses for an hour, and called it a 'grindset.' Straight up chode maxxing."

by revolade April 9, 2025

Chode

Caysie Donnelly

Chode thinks she can use my word against us, it doesn’t work like that.

by PDoobie June 27, 2021

Chode

The male ejaculation, dispersing of semen. Unloading the holy juice. Known via 90’s rappers as ‘busting a nut’

“I blew my chode all over the slag”

“She swallowed my chode”

“Holy shit! That was a big chode!”

by Moose86 August 18, 2023