Childing

1. When disgraced sci-fi writer, comedian, and pepperoni salesman Patrick S. Tomlinson runs out of things to say and defaults to calling you "child" at the end of each sentence. Also done whenever Patrick gets upset or frustrated. Often followed by telling you to "Enjoy prison".

2. When those that follow Patrick S. Tomlinson imitate him in order to either mock Patrick or as a reference to his exploits, usually by referring to other people as a "stalker child".

1. Childing in action by Patrick "Shut your fucking mouth, child. ... Sshhh... No, child. You have nothing to say. Blah blah blah, you see? That's the things that are coming out of your mouth, child."

2. Watching Patrick's court hearing you could really tell he was desperate to start childing on the judge.

by anonymous March 11, 2024

Child support

What I'm still waiting for

"Hey dad, where is my child support?"

by BestieBAKAbae May 23, 2021

Child

Something you can call your friends when they are acting like a child. It is also something fun to laugh about so don't take it personally!!

Scarlett is a child

by karen_linda0 August 17, 2020

Big Child

A super big ole' kid. Physically they must be much larger than they should be for their age. They also must have "Big kid" energy meaning they are dominating.

Yo Anthony what's up Big Child stop overthrowing the football!

by BigChungus100 October 27, 2020

Child

The detention of a child is tommyinnit now someone get him his apple juice in his sippy cup

“I just watched a child’s stream”

by What do I put here April 6, 2021

Game Child

A bootleg of the Game Boy. It is most famous for being reviewed by ashens. The games are so boring they’re not worth talking about.

Ashens: Quest For The Game Child was the only good Youtuber movie. The other ones were shit.

by not a normal man December 16, 2024

Child fatigue

The anxiety inducing feeling and dread felt when around groups of children brought on by loud noises, constant questions, strange and sporadic sounds and nagging.

“Did you hear about Mr. Weebler? I heard he quit due to child fatigue! All that screaming and nagging finally did him in!”

by Sir Chauncey January 28, 2024