captain of the planet

The most amazing man on the planet. He is the best lover with a very large cock. He is "The Captain of the Planet". Example: "Hey guys, last night I came 7 times during sex with The Captain of the Planet!"

Hey guys, I came 7 times last night during sex with The captain of the Planet!

by Applesauce0917 April 5, 2020

captain useless

A nigga who always be lacking. Sometimes he makes a joke and nobody laugh but we still love the guy.

-Guys why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Everyone:
-Man you really did just pull a captain useless.

by ButFuggle April 16, 2020

Captain Kyle

The alter ego of the sexiest man to ever live Kyle Johnson

“YARRRR HARRRR SET SAIL ME” said captain Kyle

by Captains cum bucket April 26, 2020

Captain serksa

He is good student in ccv. The only one who can beat him is haaaarong

A good student in chroy Chong va .no one can study like him

That is why they call captain serksa

by Oppaibigbig April 27, 2020

Captain clutch

A simp who is constantly talking to his crush.

Bro, John is being captain clutch over there to Amy.

by Hiiam_larry May 11, 2020

Captain Crunch

Highly dangerous statue, capable of extremely fast movement when not being observed. Snaps necks, making a ‘crunch’ sound. Commonly known as SCP-173.

D Class 1: Oh shit, it’s Captain Crunch! Keep your eyes on it!
D Class 2: Blinking!
Captain Crunch snaps D Class 2’s neck.
D Class 2: CRUNCH!

by Natquik May 24, 2020

Captain Hook

Captain’s Hook. The act of giving a male a hand job by curling one finger around the shaft of the penis. Therefore making the shape of a hook around the penis.

I gave Harley the best “Captain Hook” ever last night and he came everywhere.

by DingDongDaddy July 1, 2020