One who frequently masterbates
by winterkyles January 4, 2013
Get the Captain Slaphappymug. 1. Taking a picture of your dick or asking someone else to. Often said or requested when someone is already taking a picture.
2. Snapping a dick pic
2. Snapping a dick pic
1. She's so thirsty , I'm gonna take one of the captain .
2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.
Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)
Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too
Girlfriend: Deal!
2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.
Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)
Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too
Girlfriend: Deal!
by PlasmaPony June 8, 2018
Get the take one of the captainmug. An adorable big black guy who once read the entire Urban dictionary in only 74 mins. so that he "could converse with the others uniformed officers" .
He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.
His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.
His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).
He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.
His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.
His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).
He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
Grandma: "Derek, did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet again?!"
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"
"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"
"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
by Spaghetti_Lover_69 September 13, 2023
Get the Captain Raymond Holtmug. by Jdub4200 December 27, 2008
Get the captain one speedmug. A derogatory term for a faggot who has taken on the persona of the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow from those gay pirate movies.
(Southerner) "Hey whats with the monkey Captain Jackswallows?"
(Typical Yankee) "Shut up prick she's my girlfriend....racist."
(Typical Yankee) "Shut up prick she's my girlfriend....racist."
by SweetDee! November 23, 2011
Get the Captain Jackswallowsmug. by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024
Get the Captain Planet Fartmug. a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy
by Captain Midget May 14, 2006
Get the Captain Machinemug.