Fruit Cake

A form of an insult, usually meaning 'crazy'.

Or, a kind of dessert that deeply resembles a loaf of bread only it's a lot sweeter, softer, and contains candied fruit... Which aren't actually fruits at all.
1) A person digs through trash and eats it. Observer says, "Dude, what a fruit cake!"

2) Why a 'fruit cake' is called a fruit cake is a mystery since it isn't really a cake, and it doesn't even have fruits inside.
by Ebony Chalk December 23, 2008
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Ho Cake

A southern biscuit like breakfast food made of flour and milk that you either baked like a cake in a cake tin or cook like a pancake then top with butter.
by southern1234 March 19, 2011
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rice cakes

Scary things that get people in the night and also they taste bland
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the rice cakes are getting me" you will start to know a coupke of days b4 you are attacked
by mirrormadness December 19, 2011
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bone cake

A confection made of bones in celebration of a canine's birthday.
"My dog turned ten years-old today"
"That's amazing what type of festivity do you have planned?"
"My mom made him a bone cake. He'll love it!"
"Awesome. Everyone knows that bone cakes are every dogs favorite dessert!!!"
by Kona Gold September 08, 2009
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cake anal

where one may put any flavor of cake on their penis ( erected cock ) and insert it into a women/mans ass-hole, while a third part begins to lick the caked penis while it is still lodged in the anal cavity.
like a three some, but with a twist of " Cake anal" to it.
by linebacker49 February 19, 2014
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Frosted the cake

Shitting in the urinal onto the urinal cake. The creamier the shit, the better.
Dude, Bob was soooo drunk that instead of shitting in the toilet, he frosted the cake.
by winterborn November 13, 2007
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party cake

The best icecream ever...
with its frosting and little chunks of cake mixed into vanilla icecream.
by Jaydm56 August 12, 2003
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