Skip to main content

brandon tupper

kate leonard’s boyfriend 👩🏻 ❤️ 💋 👨🏽
“brandon tupper and kate leonard are getting married one day
by ilybonniewright December 18, 2023
mugGet the brandon tuppermug.

Brandon

He looks mean on the outside , but deep down inside he has a kind heart for others. He’s the type of guy to have no friends, no girlfriends, just himself. Dating him means dropping your guy best friend, otherwise he will find him and put a bounty on him. Most Brandon’s also have back problems. Perhaps it is because they have to carry that giant phat cock around.
Yo look at Brandon! He’s such a loser complaining about his back a lot.
by definitelynotbrandon November 22, 2021
mugGet the Brandonmug.

Brandon

After I took a shit, I smelled like Brandon.
by Babyboo234 September 13, 2021
mugGet the Brandonmug.

Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
mugGet the Brandon Handshakemug.

Brandon Rojas

Brandon Rojas is one of the most talented, beautiful, and intelligent people around. He is so kind and caring to anyone he sees. He doesn’t make problems, he fixes them. If he has a girlfriend he would make sure that she was the most special girl in the world
Girl: Brandon Rojas is so sweet
Girl 2: I know, I could dream about him for hours
by hugosaez24 November 19, 2023
mugGet the Brandon Rojasmug.

Brandon

A Italian hot sexy boy that has a small shrimp but gets all ladies but some reject him
by Ri Ree December 13, 2021
mugGet the Brandonmug.

Brandon

Elephant Trunk”, “Why is it on the Ground”, “half horse”. People named Brandon, usually hear these phrases a lot. It’s unfortunate that they get bullied for something they can’t control. But Brandon’s are also great fucking guys. When it comes to monyun they don’t play.
“I heard that guys name is Brandon his elephant trunks is probably on the ground.”
by anonymous November 20, 2023
mugGet the Brandonmug.

Share this definition