Asian PP Massage

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.

Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.

by anonymous May 14, 2022

asian rowboat

When there are three asians on a rowboat, role playing gay sex. By eating each other’s ass.

I saw gays on an asian rowboat.

by CoCoToasty June 5, 2018

Asian girl ghosted

The propensity for an Asian female to simply cease communication at any possible moment. This can occur during texting, honeymoon, and situationship stage (usually starting and ending at texting). The intention is typically unknown as to why the break in communication occurs thus rending the other party genuinely clueless as to how strategize the next attempt at the asian female.

“Damn, I was texting this fine asian girl on instagram, and then she just randomly stopped texting me out of nowhere.”

“Nah dude, you just got asian girl ghosted. No one really knows why—it just happens. You’ll never know why they decided to dip.”

“How do you get them to stay interested?”

“Idk, fkn magic—ask Penn & Teller.”

by Professor Pape April 22, 2023

Asianism

The study of Asians

I study Asianism

by Nakz June 6, 2021

Asian Spice

little asian boy fills his anal canal with spices and then proceeds to fart in a man’s face giving the man spicy pink eye, after farting in the man’s face the man will rub his eyes and then rub the little asian boys eyes giving him asian spice

Me and my buddy jorden did some asian spice the other day

by Electric Glitch May 17, 2025

Asian Cough Drop

Coming deep down an Asian's throat to "soothe her cough".

My Asian girlfriend had a cold, so I gave her an Asian Cough Drop.

by anonymous January 22, 2021

asian

A person of asian descent, who is mainly either not racist at all, or openly racist to everyone and doesn’t try to hide it at all, yet denying their racism.

1: Yo, did you see that asian?
2: Yeah, he’s so racist to everyone
1: YO! i heard you said the n-word!
asian: Nuh-uh i’m not racist at all bro

by yogilover1234 October 22, 2023