Great

Something that you are not

You are great in your dreams.

by messifandab10 May 26, 2017

The Great Cock War of 2017

The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?

"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"

by Emperor Joseph II November 19, 2017

Step Great-Grandmother

1. The grandmother of one's stepmother or stepfather.

2.The stepmother of one's grandmother or grandfather.

3.The mother of one's grandmother's husband or grandfather's wife; but not their biological great-grandmother.

His Step Great-Grandmother was the wife of his Great-Grandfather.

by Stepman December 11, 2017

Greatness

Achieved when you and your friends rather spend hours solving 1000+ piece puzzles than doing other random worthless shit the rest of the world does.

Jason and Shelly, you puzzlemasters have achieved greatness!

by Aubs614 March 7, 2018

great cringe

Like good cringe but more litter

Lol that was great cringe

by Jaydeezy so Steezy March 4, 2017

great value hoe

University girls who have group chats that constantly involve their personal sexual encounters, how they've cheated on their partners, and everything else penis craving sluts do!

My ex-girlfriend was a great value hoe, I saw messages on her group chat that she fucked my best friend in her roommates bed while I was in hers!

by Keeperoftingz March 6, 2017

you came from a great cosmic egg

A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you butted into a conversation you had no business butting into in the first place"

Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?

Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw since you came from a great cosmic egg, you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.

by Sexydimma May 16, 2016