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Owen the King of Simps

an Owen who crowns himself as being predominantly more important than all other simps and recommend all persons of the opposite sex to pleasure him
by Timberland Boot February 9, 2020
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Major League Simp

The type of man or woman who still thinks about their ex/lover late at night listening to niggas like drake. Then texting them even tho you know they won’t pick up
Beccy: My ex is always texting me these heartfull things
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself
by Richard C. Myars February 1, 2018
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National Simp Day

Guy: dude, did you know today was National Simp Day?

Simps: ITS MY TIME TO SHINEE✨
by That_one_simp May 4, 2022
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Emotional Support Simp

Emotional support simps are a crafty lot. Typically they only pursue emotionally vulnerable women already in a relationship who they may have had some previous association with from the past. Emotional Support Simps will allow the hurt woman to vent to them for hours on end and try to craft scenarios and ideas in their head about their relationship.
Emotional support simps have one goal in mind - to look not like a regular simp who is thirsting but rather just a “supportive friend” with the sole intention on getting a girl to break up so he can smash and dash.
Their typical season for activity is late summer early when the cards of life are being reshuffled.
Emotional support simps originated in the Cedar Rapids Iowa location and have quickly spread throughout the country.
Emotional support simps though crafty and will try to cause division in others relationship are typically fearful of most things and people. They are not physically intimidating nor impressive in any other aspects of life. An emotional support simp will only target emotionally and mentally vulnerable victims as to leverage what little power and influence they actually have over people in a more fragile state.
They are narcissistic manipulators in their own right and are to be avoided
Did you hear about Dylan? He pretended to be Amys friend for 2 months and then dropped a let’s hook up line on her. That’s some long term emotional support simp dedication right there

“Careful guy, it’s Pady emotional support simp season, your girls high school friend she’s venting to doesn’t actually care about being her friend. Trust me I grew up with him he’s a slime”
by King Red Man October 17, 2022
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The seven deadly simps

Dude the seven deadly simps is so funny haha
by ZuZu091 November 4, 2020
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Your..Local..Simp

someone who is local and is a simp

they are also gay
"aw mate look theres the local simp"
"aw yeah their definitely a Your..Local..Simp"
by rawruwuowo September 17, 2021
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Random simp event

The rise of the simps. Annoying simps show up everywhere and run after whichever girl they simp for. Also female simps chase the guys they simp for. Simps show not only on twitch but show up in public causing chaos.
Person 1: The random Chimp event ain't real.
Person 2: But random simp event is probably gonna be true someday.
by Saitama 777 November 11, 2020
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