Free Willy

A mockumentary that derisively details the sordid happenings of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky scandal which involved "Free Willie" (as in, Clinton's disgracefully-uninhibited sexual behavior implied that he selfishly considered himself to be a "free man" {unattached bachelor}, since he was not honoring his wedding vows of monogamy to Hillary), and how he was being "free" (bold and brashly unrestrained, and not just with Monica, but with goodness knows HOW many other ladies --- think, the "Honk if you **haven't** slept with Clinton" bumper sticker) with his "willy" (defining explanation unnecessary :P). He was never known to charge anything for his "services", either, and so access to his "willy" was "free" for all of the ladies.

As many women as Free Willy has done da ol' bouncy-bouncy with, there could be a movie-history-making number of sequels (Free Willy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, etc.).

by QuacksO July 29, 2017

willy bees

bees that are on/in/around or have some relation to a penis 🐝 🍆

"Ugh the willy bees are back!"

by drwillybees420 August 14, 2017

chilli willie

To have vigorous anal sex with a woman whilst she suffers from mass diarrhea, the woman proceeds to poop during the sex.the man then removed his member,and rubs it between her but cheecks.

She was just asking for the chilli willie eating all that Mexican food.

by James pyke August 19, 2017

reverse wet willy

this is where you stick your finger in your ear and get a shit ton of ear wax on your finger, then shove your finger in someones mouth.

im gonna give you a wet willy...
~HA jokes on you because im gonna give you a reverse wet willy!
whats that??
~you'll see...
BRO WTF DID YOU JUST PUT IN MY MOUTH??!!!!
~muwahahha >:)

by reverse wet willy chick August 30, 2017

Willy Goo

Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. The thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the penis when the male is suitably excited. A tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.

All I want for Christmas is some Willy Goo!

by lolilover6969 December 13, 2018

Gator-willy

Gatorwilly, when you're taking a piss is the bush and a gator comes up to dine on your pecker

Aye, boyo be-careful pissing in the bush lest you get a case of gator-willy. You don't want an alliator to bite your willy

by Salty Fred December 31, 2018

Willy Wonka Flip

A Willy Wonka Flip is when you drink cacao and take LSD. In traditional ceremony, the cacao is consumed about an hour before the LSD. Cacao is a vasodilator and LSD is a vasoconstrictor, so the two are a healthy pairing for your literal and energetic heart.

Wow, Willy Wonka Flipping really opened my heart and expanded my mind.

Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination
We'll begin
With a spin
Traveling in
The world of my creation
What we'll see
Will defy
Explanation
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world?
There's nothing to it
There is no
Life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be
If you want to see magic lands
Close your eyes and you will see one
Want to be a dreamer, be one
Anytime you please and please save me one
Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination
There is no
Place to go
To compare with your imagination
So go there
To be free
If you truly wish to be
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be

by cunt roll January 2, 2019