Cambridge University 

Home of the masses of wonderful fairies, cross dressers, and rude cliptomaniacal wheelchair users steven hawking. Oh and dave, who rules

my god, i wish i was at "cambridge university" its SO cool!

Cambridge University by Cambridge University April 19, 2005

Wright State University

Originally the Dayton branch campus for both Miami University (Oxford, OH) and Ohio State University. Athletic teams compete in the Horizon League. Right State, Wrong School...

I'm going to Wright State University right now, hoping to transfer soon.

Wright State University by Buck_nut November 30, 2007

Michigan State University 

Where the girls are half as smart as the ones at UofM and therefore twice as likely to blow you.

Freshman: Did you go to the spring fling last semester?
Senior: No but, I got a blow job from half the girls on the Michigan State University dance team.

Michigan State University by obi-wan shinobi April 6, 2015

mount saint mary's university 

probably the worst place you could go to if you're actually trying to party in college. although some of the people here are cool, the school is actually gay as shit. it's where everyone knows your name and every single fucking thing about you. its where the after parties turn into middle school dances because public safety can't handle a couple drunken fights. its where people with no life sit in their rooms making random anonymous phone calls to PS full of fake complaints just hoping to see someone get raided and written up. The bottom line is the mount is NOT a university, its just grades 13-16. This is Mount Saint Mary's High School, bitch! hooray, we suck.

timosen: hey I thought we went to Mount Saint Mary's University?
twenty bucks: nah, I go to Mount Saint Mary's High School, you fool.

mount saint mary's university by fuckit December 14, 2008

universal truth

The one simple fact that is so overwhelmingly true that all mankind bows down and acknowledges the validity of the statement...burfag=fag

Just at the thought of the universal truth the entire group nodded yes in complete agreement.

universal truth by pensman66 October 25, 2004

Oxford University

Collective noun for a superior group of men.

What a large Oxford University!

Oxford University by Dr. G. Nius, Oxon. November 9, 2006

Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets 

A glorified reserve officer training corps in which the sole purpose of every individual is to earn both the right to wear a pair of thousand dollar boots and the right to walk on grass.

Bill is a senior in the Texas A&M Univresity Corps of Cadets and paid for his thousand dollar boots yesterday so he can walk on the grass today!

Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets by Adrian November 8, 2004