shade god

A shade God is someone who is shady in person but crazy nice and flirty on text

Kim k is a shade God because she flirts with me on text but disses me in real life

by Anon 1 May 26, 2016

DJ God

When you put your itunes or ipod on random and let "God" choose the next song.

Boy: "What song do you want to hear next?"
Girl: "I don't know, let DJ God spin the next track"

Note: Originally coined by SkyeClothes.com

by DJCali April 01, 2010

god days

A term used by Christians who want to believe in both the bible and popular scientific theories (big bang, evolution, etc). The idea is that while the bible says it took god seven days to make the universe, it did not specify seven standard 24 days on Earth.
Rather, it is assumed that seven days to god were millions of years to humans.

Steve: How can you believe in the big bang theory when you just said you believed god created the earth in seven days?

Jeff: WOAH MAN! Those were GOD days, not human days.

Steve: .......

by XcoldhandsX September 09, 2011

The Smiling God

In Desert Bluffs, Night Vale, the surrounding desert, and the other desert that seems to exist in an alternate dimension, the Smiling God takes the form of a living light, brighter than the sun, whose rays seem to turn everything translucent. According to Cecil, it spreads "not always as light at all," but with the same malicious intent - implying that StrexCorp itself is a facet of the entity.

I am The Smiling God, you will obey me, you will listen to me.

by JohnLock7 November 07, 2017

Tri-god

A deity with three deities as parents.

(They can be created with the help of three deities).

e.g: 'A tri-god is still a god, but possibly triple the godliness.'

(Notes: There's also a unigod, bi/duogod, quartagod, pentagod, hectagod, septagod, octagod, novagod, decagod & so on.

Also, a tri-god isn't to be confused with a terza-god, which is a demigod that's one third god. Please read my definition of 'terza-god' for more information).

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis December 06, 2022

Simpsons God

The TV show ,The Simpsons, has more than 20 episodes that mimic historical events that happen in the future.

I can't believe that event happened in the news today! Well I guess the Simpsons God did it again and predicted the future.

by Damon K. February 02, 2021

oh? on god?

when something inexplicable happens that can only be identified using this phrase.

Man 1: hey dude did you hear they released the fortnite burger at McDonalds?
Man 2: oh? on god?

by man who is crying April 07, 2020