leafysoup is a horny sleep deprived teen who’s obsessed with his boyfriend, Tiffany Oiler (from Adventure Time), and is a huge masochist with weird and specific kinky fantasies
“hey Leafy how are you?”
Leafy: “i want tiffany to embrace me from behind as he slowly cuts my throat open with that knife he keeps down his pants”
“ah classic Leafy Soup”
Leafy: “i want tiffany to embrace me from behind as he slowly cuts my throat open with that knife he keeps down his pants”
“ah classic Leafy Soup”
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OMG! Thought It was going to be no soap, but it wound up being loose soup!
OMG! Thought It was going to be no soap, but it wound up being loose soup!
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Get the Loose Soup mug.A common name for cows milk in the late 80's on account of the fact that when the reactor 4 blew it's lid in 1986 and spewed all sorts of really nasty shite into the atmosphere, the prevailing weather at the time was unusually and unfortunately coming from the east and thus carried tons of highly toxic radiation 1500 miles west to the UK whereupon it pissed down onto our fields, the cows ate it, turned it into milk and then we poured it in out tea,
Customer: I've forgot my glasses mate, what's the Best Before date on this pint of Chernobyl Soup?
Grocer: 26th April 21986 mate. After that it starts to lose a bit of it's glow.
Grocer: 26th April 21986 mate. After that it starts to lose a bit of it's glow.
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Get the Lithuanian Soup mug.A concoction of multiple and many drugs that usually result in deadly overdoses that often take ones life.
Ex: "Mr. Heath Ledger died as the result of acute intoxication by the combined effects of oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam, and doxylamine," the office said in a short statement.
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“He died after a night of alphabet soup. They found Meth, Fentanyl, Cocaine, Alcohol, and Xanax in his system”
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