Turd Sausage

1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.

2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.

Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.

Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!

by Beef-noodler May 15, 2024

Sausage chick

When a woman is considered a dude and not bangable

That chick used to be hot but now is just a sausage chick

by eddietaps78 July 23, 2022

sausage to taco

A code for sex.

Person 1: Hey, do you want some sausage to taco?
Person 2: Sure, it looks delicously arousing.

by SociopathPete May 26, 2016

Boob-Sausage

Boob-Sausage is a game played where you find a sausage looking balloon and a boob shaped balloon and play bat and ball basically.

Guy: Hey let's play boob-sausage
Guy 2:YES!!

by BlobFishFace November 14, 2020

Sausage Saloon

Sausage Saloon is a South African Franchise that offers Hot-dogs and other fast foods

Sausage Saloon - hotdogs

by Conrad Kruger November 28, 2013

Glossy sausage

Sex move where a man busts a nutt in a girls vagina and then immediately puts his glossy sausage in her mouth

"He busted in me then presented his glossy sausage for me to suck"

by Rowdy83 July 25, 2023

sad sausage

an abandoned poo - a fecal figure left all alone

There is a sad sausage on my lawn from your dog last week.

by Whistlin' Willy November 20, 2020