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Poo Lift

The (very kind) act of carrying someone (usually a close friend) to the toilet when they need to offload a heavy payload.

Often undertaken after one individual has lost a bet to another. For increased humiliation, the winner should demand to be carried on the loser's shoulders.

Not advised that you use this as a wager with you girlfriend, lover or wife.
Guy 1: Dude, I need a honking shat, get over here and give me a poo lift.
Guy 2: Hmph!
by The B July 11, 2006
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Poo Hoop

Orifice found between the cheeks of the gluteus maximus. Anus, Asshole.
Charlie loves to take it up the poo hoop.
by Dave F October 28, 2004
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poo plug

inserting the penis into a persons anus then waiting for the erection to end. the sphincter tightens and the limp penis is stuck in the anus essentially plugging the poo
i poo plugged sally yesterday for the entire night just to make sure she wouldn't leak all over the bed.
by hdizzle92 February 7, 2009
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poo jouster

Stewy:Did you see Fintan last night?
Stephen:Ye he's such a poo jouster, why do we hang around with him?
by Peter McGoldrick July 12, 2007
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poo-hoo

Diarrhea that is 100% liquid and looks like the drink Yoo-hoo.
Wow, I drank so much cheap beer and ate so much hot Polish food that I have straight poo-hoo.
by Justin Shaffer August 6, 2008
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sucky poo

totally stinky; not cool; a big bummer to the tenth power
Waiting for my definition to show up on urbandictionary is sucky poo.
by Jesse "the pimp stoner" January 14, 2008
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smelly poo

the name given to a shitty teacher, who smells
by jason April 12, 2004
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