Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.
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Woah! I forgot that I ate corn the other day! I just looked into my toilet and found a Corncob Surprise that sank to the bottom of the toilet bowl!
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by jimmy McDoogle July 3, 2012
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by schroeheme March 14, 2024
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Tino: "I was a jerk to that vendor. I hope he doesn't do anything to my ice cream."
Brendan: "He was very angry. You probably got his pube surprise."
Brendan: "He was very angry. You probably got his pube surprise."
by afaraci12099 August 17, 2016
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