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pee urself

a term used when a friend is angry but not too angry. they wouldn't like the person to die, they would just like for them to pee themselves. a correct response when someone says that to you is "i already did", asserting your dominance. for the ultimate dominance assert after that, you may t-pose .
friend 1: gimmie ur lunch munny

friend 2: u-ur mom gae
friend 1: no u
friend 2: pee urself
friend 1: i already did
friend 2: *cowers in shame*
by moan420gayman July 10, 2018
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pee pauser

A person who is able to ignore even the strongest urge to pee, if he happens to be engaged in playing a video game at the moment.
Oh, man, Darrell is such a pee pauser...do you know he sat down in front of his X-Box for ten hours straight, never once got up to go to the bathroom?
by Kalisiin September 26, 2010
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Pee pee

A pee pee or its abbreviation (Pp) is the part intimate part of a male human that uses it as a mean to engage in pp activities with a female, there are different species of pps some of them more fascinating than others.
by TheSnowTropper September 15, 2019
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needing to pee after orgasming

i had a feeling of needing to pee after orgasming
by stbbbkvfukde February 17, 2025
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International pee day

October 8th is international pee day. Everyone shall wingle they're wieners around while pissing on October 8th
Celebrated every year on October 8th, it's a day dedicated to honoring the simple joy and relief of taking a really satisfying pee.
Example: “Bro, I drank like four energy drinks and held it for two hours. When I finally went, it felt like International Pee Day.”
by VenusSickly July 31, 2025
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Pee Turbulence

The sound of your piss hitting the toilet and its so loud that you cant hear the person talking to you.
Dude I can't hear you, the "Pee Turbulence" is loud.
by Anubisx77 August 26, 2012
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Mommy Pee break

A Mommy Pee Break is when a mother goes to the loo for a second and the kids decide to use that exact moment to raise all sorts of hell and run amok. Usually ends up in the house being trashed or burned down.
Candice: I just left them for a second and when I came back, all hell was loose! The ADSL cable is unplugged, the flatscreen TV has been demolished, my two year old is covered in cream, my perfume has been thrown down the sink and the dog has been painted green! All in the time it took for me to have a pee!

Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.

Candice: FML
by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018
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