Baby Nipples

An insult that makes somebody question what the fuck is happening.

"Go suck baby nipples"

by B. Nipples August 8, 2018

Fried Egg Nipples

Dark nipples which look to have overtaken a breast and remind you of your breakfast. Most common of Middle Eastern tits.

"Jesus Sally, I didn't expect to find you had fried egg nipples".

Fried egg nipples tend to remind me of mothers, they don't turn me on.

by Neilwarri November 9, 2015

phillipino nipple

When your skin tag starts to turn purple/black from its original pinkish coloring.

Bro, what the hell is that hanging from your armpit? It looks like a phillipino nipple.

by ScrubbyBubbles August 9, 2017

Nipple Nobs

Plastic protectors with suction used to protect the nipple. Comes in all sizes for any gender.

Boy: What are those on your breasts?
Girl: Oh these, these are Nipple Nobs
Boy: Where did you get them?
Girl: I got mine from the old guy behind the elementary school.
Girl: Oh, and don't forget to keep your nipples safe!

by Swagger Noodle Soup November 16, 2013

small nipples

unusually small nipples are a sign of warmth, lack of sex, or you were just born with small nipples

dude you have really small nipples

by Mineta is a perv November 7, 2018

Marlin's Nipples

This phrase, also known as "Marlin's Didgeridoo" came from the Australian TV show Angry Boys in 2011. The direct quote was the character Gran insulting an inmate by saying "Go blow your didgeridoo Marlin". This sparked an internet meme of facebook groups or like pages about Marlin and his "didgeridoo".
The next level up from this has become Marlin's Nipples. It's used as a swear for something surprising or extraordinary.

Marlin's Nipples that's a long car!
You don't get it do you; Marlin's Nipples, you don't get anything!
Jake R is such a Marlin's Nipple!

by Dekkkers June 16, 2011

nipple shield

a nipple shield is a bra.

wow! she got a new stylish nipple shield!

by plebsthetic April 19, 2018