Etm: Ebonics; Stemming from rappers who have been fired upon i.e. 50 cent who's been shot nine times.
To do something, anything really, in an iteration of nine times. Usually used with an accompanying bravado in an attempt to create credibility/credit for having already completed the action nine times previously.
A) When asked if I wanted another trip up to the Las Vegas buffet I answered no. I cited that I not only did not want to contrive but had already nine timed it (referring to the buffet).
B) When Jen told me that the house needed to be straightened and wasn't flushed, I threatened her with a slap. Exclaiming that I would not only slap her, but nine time it.
The time of night when it is so late that anything that anyone says or does appears to be absolutely hilarious. Technically is 3 am, but the actual time can vary.
Brett laughed so hard he couldn't breathe when he saw that mangothing. It must have been flagpole time.
The resulting effect of pausing and then resuming a live TV show using TiVo or a lesser DVR. This causes the viewer's experience to be up to 30 minutes behind the rest of the world.
"Dude, did you just see the Steelers destroy those terrible Cleveland Browns?"
"No man, I'm on TiVo time and the 4th quarter just started."