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child

The best word to describe everything literally eVERYTHING u call ur parents child ANYONE and EVERYONE child
hello child (to anyone whether they are an adult or not)
by mOusE mAsTEr March 27, 2021
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child

puntable little shit that nobody likes because all it does is cause chaos
"man i hate that child, it's so annoying!" "bruh tf u mean im a child im 87 years old kid"
by BlackHoleGuy December 31, 2022
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Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child
Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage
by Mama trance July 20, 2023
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former child

A slang term akin to the Indonesian phrase "anak kemarin sore", referring to young adults who have little to no experience in navigating adult responsibilities. This term highlights the sense of immaturity or lack of preparedness for adult life.
Alex, at 25, often felt like a former child, struggling with everyday tasks that many of his peers had already mastered.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
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Childs

The last name of a god. Credited to the creation of the atom, Donald J. Trump, the universe, women, everything your little mind can think of was created by a person who has the last name, Childs. The men of this family have shlongs your wife wants and the women's bodies only a goddess could have.
Wow, that person has a massive shlong must be a part of the Childs family.
by OG Childs March 9, 2022
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Chip Dipper Child

1. A kid who basically existed as “the household convenience tool” the one whose parents had them not out of love, but out of an unspoken desire for free labor, emotional support, errands, chores, and everything short of filing taxes.
2. Metaphorical Origin: The term comes from a baby’s soft spot on their head being used as a dip bowl to represent parents who use their kids for convenience.
“Bro I grew up a full-blown chip dipper child. I was doing dishes at five and raising my siblings at eight.”
by TraumaTortilla November 20, 2025
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child

you son of a b tch you were once a child too 😡
This disgusting child should get cut up into pieces.
no you b tch to u were once a child

Nooooo
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 23, 2025
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