Elementary schools in the United States

the main point of delivery of primary education, for children between the ages of 5–11 (sometimes 5-10 or 5-12) and coming between pre-kindergarten and secondary education.

Elementary schools in the United States are the best.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Penn State Nap

To sleep in the middle of the day, to be able to party all night.

A: Hey! Did you hear about the party tonight?
B: Yeah, me and my girl are gonna take a Penn state nap to get ready.

by xyzzMY August 7, 2022

Penn State

An ice cream store where you go to fail calc one with 250 new friends

"I went to Penn State last weekend!"
"Oh neat--which flavor did you get?"

by boromir8 November 16, 2020

Florida State University

University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.

Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?

Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.

James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.

by shroncke November 13, 2022

golden state

The level of intoxication between tipsy and drunk.

"I am just trying to stay in the golden state"

by ebxny21 December 25, 2020

State

When a person is acting an unusual or negative way

Simba: Yo bruv have you seen Jim? He’s acting bare fruity fam.
Tyrone: *sniggers* ha state.

by Twists December 2, 2018

United States

The most powerful country anyone can think of. Its economy is massive, it military budget is outrages, and the capital is Washington D.C. Was givin independence in July 4, 1776 by the British. At first, it was pretty small only having the 13 original colonies with Michigan, but then they got Louisiana from France and decided to manifest destiny across the continent (All they was killing the Natives and kicking out the Mexicans). The South was getting rowdy and their smallass brains thought it was a good idea to expand their territory and spread the idea of slavery. Unfortunately for them, the US said "nope" and fucking beat the shit out of the south. They bought Alaska from the Russian Empire (they regretted it) and they "annexed" Hawaii. They fought in a world war, an economic crisis happened, a giant cloud of dust came and went, fought in another world war, bombed a country, hated a country that is the opposite of the US, it collapsed, has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 nukes, and a lot of crap that is amazing.

I live in the United States because it's awesome.

by Klojhgfcvbn March 21, 2022