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moisturizing star 

A woman with a heavenly body that quenches any man's deepest thirst without breaking a sweat.
Movie actress and comedy sensation Lauren Francesca is a moisturizing star.
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Moo star 

A very cute starfish with the coloration of a cow.
I came across a real moo star the other day when I was at the beach.
Moo star by eternalsorrow95 November 9, 2012

1 star moron

A 1 star moron is someone who gives a product a negative review for reasons that are not the fault of the product itself. Usually badly-worded, misspelled and lacking punctuation, these reviews often arise from the reviewer not having read the instruction manual or having had delivery problems. In some cases the reviewer has not actually seen or used the product at all.
When reading product reviews I usually read the negative ones first, mentally filtering out the 1 star morons.
1 star moron by Jehannum December 6, 2015

gold star chili 

When a gold star lesbian takes a shit on your chest.
I'm gonna fill that cup full of gold star chili.

lone star blues 

A type of homesickness specific to the greatest state in the Union
Man, I sure miss Texas, i got them Lone Star Blues
lone star blues by Caiaus February 1, 2018

Polar star 

A anus that has been bleached in preparation for continuous buttsex.
That clowns pocket has a polar star.