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Geek Squad

Geek Squad is a thing at Best Buy where their geeks fix your stuff and crap but most likely they won't as they don't really know a thing as again their geeks.
Are you saying you still use Geek Squad? Why they craped on my Computer when I tried getting it fixed.
by Nintendofan90 September 16, 2017
mugGet the Geek Squadmug.

hard man squad

A group of teenagers or young men, typically wearing tracksuits, who act like badmen. Typical activities of a hard man squad include smoking weed, drinking, vandalism, swearing at you for no reason and trying to start fights. Typical hard man squad members are unemployed, drive crappy chav cars and at least one member of a squad must have a staffy. Language used by hard man squads include "wanker", "blud", "sick", "wogwan", "spliff" and "bruv". Hard man squads can be found in alleyways, under bridges, street corners, and tesco car parks.
Wow, check out those bellends from that hard man squad.
by Ha, he's ginger. March 30, 2016
mugGet the hard man squadmug.

gaffer squad

gaffer squad. the most miraculous group of friends ever. they are sooo bab😊😊🤞
by myoin July 23, 2021
mugGet the gaffer squadmug.

That’s what the squad needed

Something your friend used annoyingly in irony
Charlie: yo bro that cursed image of cursed miku is just what the squad needed
Savannah: go to hell
*savannah points gun and shoots*
That’s what the squad needed
by Nezuko with a gun October 9, 2020
mugGet the That’s what the squad neededmug.

pipe squad

Pipe squad is a group where there are no smeats aloud
I would pipe lol pipe squad
by Youngpipe March 25, 2017
mugGet the pipe squadmug.

Squad Up

Better than squad down. Every girl is an sk.
by ELEBACKWARDPANTSICILY October 17, 2022
mugGet the Squad Upmug.

Squad-block

Past tense: squad-blocked
definition: when an innocent guy (or girl) asks a specific person out as their date or in hopes of them becoming their significant other. The person agrees to the date but will only go if his or her "squad" tags along as well. The innocent guy/girl thus does not get any quality time with the person because their squad is first priority.
"Yo my friend just asked out this girl, but then the squad took her to Starbucks.

Damn son, talk about squad blocked!"

Guy: Ayy, you are going with her to prom right? She's your date?

Friend: Nah, he's going to prom with the squad. She totally squad-blocked him.
by Nigchelle June 30, 2015
mugGet the Squad-blockmug.

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