joey scooterman

he likes scooter kids

hey guys it’s joey scooterman here

by dogemin November 21, 2018

Snooter

Someone who doesn't care or lacks compassion; apathetic

"Dude did you know she smokes and she's had sex with hecka guy?!"

"....so? I don't care!"

"......."
"you're such a SNOOTER!"

by jennyyyyy August 21, 2009

shoot the pig

leave early because you have an appointment to keep and you have to be on time.

I have to shoot the pig at about three
o,clock because I have to go to the doctors.

by MADANGEL September 1, 2005

doo-doo shoot

The doo-doo shoot consists of the lower part of your colon and your butt hole. Its the trail your poop goes down prior to exiting the butt hole.

"My doctor reccomended colonic irrigation and then I wondered just how dirty my doo-doo shoot really is."

by Sarah Lambert February 29, 2008

scooter

1. Half retarded cousin of the Motorcycle.
2. Primary form of transportation for asian delivery persons.

"Look at that asshole asian on a scooter!"

by Hep_Greg January 9, 2008

Shoot Off

To tell a person where to go...
A negative asnwer to a question
Same Meaning as jog on and fuck you

1)Hey, man you wanna go down town
SHOOT OFF!!!

2)"Are u gonna do ur work, mckenna?"
"Shoot Off"

3)"Hey will you go out with me"
"Shoot off"

by Fall-Of-Society January 6, 2009

pooter scooter

its a scooter made out of assholes

while scooters are fun toys for kids, pooter scooters are more directed for mature audiences

by iwillpootyourscoot December 21, 2008