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30-Second Brownie

An unexpected shit in your pant.
Oh shit, man. I just made a 30-second brownie.
by funkychunkymoney June 7, 2017
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Second Hand Friend Fist Bump

I don't know the kid but he's also friends with Alex, so we engaged in a Second Hand Friend Fist Bump.
by Mis-hap October 24, 2010
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30 second job

When you only last 30 seconds when having sex with a girl
Hey Erik do you do 30' second jobs

No Jacob I last for like 5 minutes when I'm having sex, no 30 second jobs
by 30seconejob September 10, 2016
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Second-hand anticipation

noun
Also known as SHA;
• a state of mental or emotional excitement occurring when someone is going to try something you love for the first time
• A form of reminiscence - a fond memory of when you tried something for the first time with an inability to experience that feeling ever again
Y: Have you tried using a vibrator during sex?

A: No I haven't

Y: Broooo I have so much second-hand anticipation right now
by Hloff October 6, 2021
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Second Amendment

In the context of American law and politics, the Second Amendment protects the right to keep and bear arms. In the United States, you are allowed to use armed weapons (not just guns) to protect yourself, your loved ones, and your property.

“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

The amendment was written into law because the Founding Fathers knew that states start becoming tyrannical by disarming its populace in order to oppress them. Effectively, this amendment ensures that Americans are able to defend themselves against tyranny to protect their rights.

It’s part of the Bill of Rights, the first ten amendments to the Constitution of the United States.
The Second Amendment is the personification of ‘Mercia, baby!”
by Southern Twink June 29, 2024
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double-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and four great-grandparents in common.
Double-second-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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