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sandwich baggie sex

In prison, a choice method for protected sex, especially when obtaining an actual state issued condom seems just too pre-planned, potentially gay or unromantic.
Bro, let’s just go at it and have sandwich baggie sex; it’s not like we’re into each other and planned it, right?
by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019
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Egg and Ham Sandwich

She cheated? Wow what an egg and ham sandwich.
by Haley Solo August 28, 2019
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You Made The Sandwich

"You Made The Sandwich" is a callback to the popular subway meme in which someone makes their sandwich at subway and doesn't like it, even though they chose the ingredients. This phrase is used when someone is the cause of their own misfortune.
Guy 1: Ah man, I didn't study for that test and I got an F.
Guy 2: Dude, you made the sandwich.

Guy 1: True.
by JioSleep February 21, 2021
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ice cream sandwich

A delectable dessert with a rectangular slab of ice cream (usually vanilla), and 2 cookies or wafers (usually chocolate chip and chocolate, respectively) on the top and bottom of the ice cream.
Ice Cream Vendor: Who wants an ice cream sandwich?
Random Guy: I do!
by Silver the Hedgehog 77 January 12, 2015
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Horse-Cock Sandwich

Sandwich consisting of the mystery meat from the "deli" line onboard a US naval vessel.
Kevin: Hey Jamal, what are you doing for lunch?

Jamal: Ah, I'm just gonna grab me a horse-cock sandwich.
by TBONE99 June 29, 2011
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subway sandwich ordeal

When you encounter a situation with an unnecessarily large number of options to choose from, and all you really wanted is something that just works... what kind of bread, what kind of cheese, condiments, meat.... sigh! (Where I come from, bread=white sliced bread)...

Bonus points when used with cloud computing!

Refer to "Funniest Milk Ad Ever! (Australian)" on youtube for further illustration.
1) The dating websites these days are turning into a subway sandwich ordeal!

2) These days the cloud computing user is faced with a subway sandwich ordeal.
by aptster September 16, 2010
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two-finger sandwich

The act of making yourself throw up instead of eating. Can also be had for desert after eating.
Anthony: I'm going to get a five dollar footlong from Subway.
Mike: I'm going to have a two-finger sandwich instead. It's cheaper and less calories.
by splucygoosey November 24, 2011
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