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half-second-cousin

1- Half-grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.
Half-second-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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Second aunt

Female cousin of mom or dad
My second aunt can be cool only at times
by 459395 April 10, 2023
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second-hand massage

Refers to where you grasp someone else's hand and manually use it to soothingly rub/knead da flesh of da person desiring a massage. Usually employed when either (1) you're "sharing wif your buddy" when pleasuring your own hands wif a someone's warm delectable protoplasm, but said crony is too shy/reserved to start out touching da other person's bare skin himself, or (2) da person receiving da massage super-desires da comforting/arousing touch of da person to whom you're giving said "power-assist", but he is too sore/weary/sleepy to administer said tactile lovies under his own steam.
Giving someone a second-hand massage is an awesome way to make all three of you more comfy wif group-pleasuring and/or getting naked together, plus if da person you're "assisting" in this way is either da massaged person's "main squeeze" or someone playing "second fiddle" to you in da massaged individual's affections, it will likely help him to be adequately okay wif "sharing da sumptuousness" wif each other.
by QuacksO December 9, 2023
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second-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's great-grandchild.
second-cousin-thrice-removed.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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Second-class vaccitizen

A derogatory, antivaxxing term used to describe someone who has received a vaccine that is perceived to be less effective than others. It is often used in a social-political context and relying on dubious or selective information.
Jane: Hey, which vaccine did you get?

John: I got the PB&J.

Jane: Dude! Don’t tell anybody else that. You don’t want to be treated as a second-class vaccitizen.
by MetaMaster3000 April 22, 2021
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second hand taste

When you get your pop culture taste from everyone around you and have no acquired taste of your own. You're just a shell wearing, listening and watching things because they're currently popular, and that's all you are.

You put in no effort to even browse for your own taste, to the point of even going onto a page from a tag from bandcamp, just in case you'll be judged for not liking it.

You are the true meek of society.
This dudes got mad second hand taste, he listens to suicide boys cause he wishes he did heroin but he's even to scared to do that. What a poser. What a pussy.
by Gul'Mannoroth January 26, 2020
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second cousin-nephew

Second cousin's son.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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